Online forums - aren’t they amazing!

You can talk to anyone in the world, and anyone in the world can talk to you.

Yesterday that anyone was a white supremacist.

He wished me luck in my endeavours and then went into an unprovoked, free-form rant about various ethnic groups. Not wishing to be tracked across the Atlantic and killed I complimented him on his extensive vocabulary and lamented the sad fact that we were separated by many thousands of miles.

Note to self: In future, anyone who begins a mail: ‘I am normal,’ should set your alarm bells ringing.

Anyway - I’m gonna sign off now. There are knives to sharpen and my imaginery grandmother is summoning me to the attic…